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| This face is sticking his tongue out at you! |
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| Robot teddy bear face! |
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| This face is a messy eater! |
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| Happy face! |
This is a very special face with a tragic yet unforgettable story. If you would just take a few minutes out of your life I can promise you his story will change your life forever. His name is Paco Damingo Sanmarina diez. Born in Georgia. His parents, Becky and Bob, couldn't decide on a name so they smashed all of their favorites together.Growing up, as you could imagine, he had major identity issues, like most teenagers. But the fact that he had four names really added to his personal identity issues. He was never really sure who he was. Which made high school tough. He sometimes felt that no matter how bad his life was he had to pretend he was happy, like there was a cement smile permanently pasted on his face. He found a small bit of happiness by spending his childhood days on Youtube and Myspace. (Because Facebook hadn't made it to Georgia until 2009.) He grew up to be a Realtor, where his pushy and perky demeanor really came in handy. But, when the real estate market crashed he lost his job, his parents died, and his girlfriend left him for a dentist. To get his girlfriend back he challenged the dentist to a duel. The dentist then poked one of his eyes out with the teeth-cleaning tool. He slept under any bridge he could find. It was a good thing that he had a secret talent for picking pockets or he wouldn't have survived. But even throughout all of the strife that consumed his life he kept that smile cemented on his face. Yeah, and you thought your life was bad!
